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ass chips 

chips that emit an extremely potent stench that often leads to stanky breath for weeks
You might want to keep your distance from Edward this month because he ate some ass chips a few days ago.
ass chips by Mr. Spicoli May 8, 2007
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ass fries 

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
ass fries by Yacoob December 9, 2008

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
Ass Mustache by JonRambo March 3, 2009

Ass Ambush 

1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.

2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.

3. A sly sexual move.
1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!

2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.

3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.
Ass Ambush by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

ass over teakettle 

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels
"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

ass crack 

the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.
I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long
ass crack by Frank Bertossi September 15, 2005