Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.

Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

Don't dog the boys

Am absolutely meaningless word salad used by victims of manipulation when someone breaks free from the cult and starts to call their horrendous actions out

I told my homegirl about her boyfriend's horrendous actions. She believed me but when tried to confront him, everyone just told me "don't dog the boys". Don't ask me what the fuck that's supposed to mean but, while we're here, let's make it clear that group wanking in the Hungry Jack's bathroom does not count as employment!!!

by iDontTrustYou November 17, 2025

Don't Get Shot

Used by kind people to indicate that they do not want whoever they are speaking to to be shot.
Can also be abbreviated to DGS.

"Yeah nah but don't get shot Dhevin. Nah but don't get shot bro."

by deathshibe November 15, 2023

don't sketch

What to tell someone when they are worried about something for no good reason, or when they are acting sketch or sketchin' you out

Camille: "What if we get a bad grade on this?"
Andy: "Simply don't sketch we're fine."

by ziggytheman November 1, 2018

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023