wet blanket

A super cool girl who is funny, smart, sophisticated, and has a nice rack

Nicole is a wet blanket

by Dumpy January 26, 2005

wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

wet fart material

warm shit soaked semen ejected after a night of anal sex

oh my god that wet fart material ran all the way down both legs to my ankles

by joeyc June 11, 2006

wet sloppy taco

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food

While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco

by LilKuch February 4, 2013

wet food stamp

Being treated like an utter pice of scum useless to others being of no use to anyone and not being worthy of life

Yeah man, my boss is treating my like wet food stamp

by @nahbrothatsallyou is the gram September 10, 2019

ultimate wet willy

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.

Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/

by J.D.N. August 13, 2006

Wet Like Water

Something being wet like or as wet as water.

“That pussy was wet like water.”

by Daddy68 July 11, 2018