meat whooping

beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.

me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!

by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008

Street meat

A phenomenon in Pennsylvania where people purchase lunch meats from Trader Joe's only and then, for unknown reasons, manage to lose these fully sealed packs of goodness about 100 yards from the store.

Side note: If you're fortunate enough to have a significant other with the eyes of an eagle, the "street meat" may well end up in your fridge, for the enjoyment of all.

Dude, check out that street meat on the floor. Some meathead must have dropped it!

by MmmmSidewalkTurkey February 18, 2010

meat flaps

noun(s): comes in pairs; causes camel toe; most likely associated with odor

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Meat Head

Name give to someone that does or says something you disagree with.

1/ How could you say that you Meat Head?!
2/ Get your hands off my chips you Meat Head!

by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

Meat Loaf

when u shit in a dead person's mouth and have sex with it

Harry Potter meat loafed the shit out of somebody's dead grandma that he dug up

by coach wintercock September 20, 2009

meat hook

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay

grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby

by Chad Kales January 16, 2008

meat pie

A racial slur referring to asians. "Yellow on the outside, black on the inside." An Asian who acts Black.

you're such a meat pie, you always act so black.

by 52310 April 11, 2009