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Meat-Axe

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis
1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe
by nager_red September 29, 2009
mugGet the Meat-Axemug.

Street meat

A phenomenon in Pennsylvania where people purchase lunch meats from Trader Joe's only and then, for unknown reasons, manage to lose these fully sealed packs of goodness about 100 yards from the store.

Side note: If you're fortunate enough to have a significant other with the eyes of an eagle, the "street meat" may well end up in your fridge, for the enjoyment of all.
Dude, check out that street meat on the floor. Some meathead must have dropped it!
by MmmmSidewalkTurkey February 18, 2010
mugGet the Street meatmug.

meat flaps

noun(s): comes in pairs; causes camel toe; most likely associated with odor
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Meat Head

Name give to someone that does or says something you disagree with.
1/ How could you say that you Meat Head?!
2/ Get your hands off my chips you Meat Head!
by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004
mugGet the Meat Headmug.

Meat Loaf

when u shit in a dead person's mouth and have sex with it
Harry Potter meat loafed the shit out of somebody's dead grandma that he dug up
by coach wintercock September 20, 2009
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meat hook

the meat hook is when you find a pregnant lady ( doesnt matter if she is a friend or stranger) then you bring her into a house. after getting her and kidnapping the pregnant women you will grab a big hook to grab stuff with. you will then ram it up the girls vagina. you will then reach in and hook the fetus of the baby inside and then pull it out. then you may have sex with the babies fetus and when your done with that you can then lasso the mom with the babies umbilical cord to then having sex with the mom. the mom always is happy after she just saw her baby having sex. yay
grab a mom and take the baby. then use the meat hook to grab the baby
by Chad Kales January 16, 2008
mugGet the meat hookmug.

meat pie

A racial slur referring to asians. "Yellow on the outside, black on the inside." An Asian who acts Black.
you're such a meat pie, you always act so black.
by 52310 April 11, 2009
mugGet the meat piemug.

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