Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

Tea

confidential knowledge or scandalous rumors; gossip.

The celebrity ruined her younger sister's romantic life by spilling the tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

spill the tea sis

a cringey phrase for a cringey girl

ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit

by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022

Ice Tea

Hot Leaf Juice But Cold

I viciously slurped downed my ice tea!!

by Rabzoi September 26, 2022

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021