Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

Gross Black Boob Death

(Noun) The medical term for 'Breast Cancer"

"Oh no, Shirly!!! The doctor told me today that I have Gross Black Boob Death!"

by thabee420.zoklet.net December 15, 2009

Vanarial Death Grip

What you get from tricks and hoes from different area codes. Symptoms include slutty clothing, excessive makeup, grinding one's ass into or around another's genital regions, and the need to listen to shitty mainstream mtv rap. Usually found on the dancefloor af any downtown-area club.

Paris Hilton/Tara Reid/Lindsey Lohan wannabe's all have a huge case of Vanarial Death Grip.

by Chris Walsh November 5, 2005

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013

Blue-screen-of-death-ing

Verb (gerund). Blue-screen-of-death occurrence.

WTF!? My computer keeps blue-screen-of-death-ing like crazy!

by Azure2 June 22, 2009

tucker max death mix

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds

You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.

by MC Awesome November 13, 2013

Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.

Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021