Big Titty Tea

When the tea is big, important, and JUICY

“Susan! I have some big titty tea!”

by SuckMyAshhhhhh October 15, 2019

Tea

to share gossip with your acquaintances.

And that's the Tea bitch.

by thatshadybitch July 13, 2018

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Animal tea

Calling cute guys by code animal names

Lunch trio I have animal teaaa

by Hahahahaha3118 March 1, 2019

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

teaing

the action of making or consuming tea, has a positive connotation

gurt: "twin i'm teaing it rn"
gerbert: "that's even steven asf bro congrats, enjoy the tea, wish i was there to pass around a fent blunt"
gurt: "type shit"

by dih_sprm_crmps April 18, 2025