deep potato 

The act of dunking your balls into a ladies bum hole while having sex.

The balls are the potato's going back into the soil (poop hole)

Graham gave me a deep potato last night.

deep potato by Boneymick May 4, 2023

mashed potato 

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

mashed potato by negr0thehero May 7, 2023

National potato day 

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

National potato day by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

Table Potato by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Mashed Potato Captain 

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

Mashed Potato Captain by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023

big potato 

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.

big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries

big potato by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023

A Potato 

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.

Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.

A Potato by Anony. Res September 12, 2023