monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 08, 2022

Thin Brains

Someone who is unintelligent and/or cannot comprehend complex situations

He has thin brains becuase he cannot comprehend that Atlanta is more than a place on the map.

by jondich March 24, 2024

Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021

brain dead eu

They are virgins that have no life and w key u in Fortnite arena for 10 points

“Gets w keyed in arena “ these brain dead Eu kids bro

by February 09, 2021

Al Brain

A ''Weird Al'' Yankovic fan who can only think of the Weird Al parody when they hear a famous song.

guy on twitter: only weird al can do parodies all other parodies suck

guy on twitter quote retweeting it: man the Al Brain strong with this one

by Sethsterwastaken June 20, 2023

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by November 28, 2020

blabber brain

Thinking too much to your self confessing shit you can't believe you thought judging your thoughts and logic and reasoning skills.

Stop smoking meth blabber brain I can hear your thoughts and your arrested development.

by Lvcifr March 20, 2020