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royal brain

"I gave him that royal brain last night"
by Fartfantehsecond December 23, 2021
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Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.
Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.
by whereisthefood October 21, 2017
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CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.
**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”
by The Dog Father January 17, 2023
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Brain-Pain

When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".
Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
by P0T 0F GR33D June 9, 2022
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Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.
I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!
by beatmastabill May 29, 2020
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brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.
by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018
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Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."
by CloverLief August 8, 2024
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