Tortilla Horse

An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.

Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."

by Prgxisu August 13, 2017

arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.

I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.

by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018

Trojan Horse

A man ejaculates inside a condom, flips it inside out, and then fucks a girl, inducing pregnancy.

Dana is rich as fuck. I'm about to Trojan Horse her.

by NutInBae September 3, 2017

milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.

Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .

by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017

Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.

Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...

by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018