It's a choice. You don't have to go, but you can if you know you'll need it for what you want in life.
High School Student: Is college worth it?
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
College Student: I won't really know until I graduate, but what I can tell you is that you don't have to go unless you know what you want to get out of it.
HSS: Do you know what you want?
CS: ...
HSS: ...Do you know?
CS: Go vape in the school bathroom, kid.
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Oh! She also likes cats!
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Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
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