Favorite Brother

• Is someone that loves and cares about you so much.
• Someone that is always there for you no matter what.
• Someone that shows you lots of attention and give you tons of advice.
• Someone that calls, text, or FaceTime you every night.
• Someone that spoils you with good things. (Like candy, food, etc.)
• Someone that will tell you right from wrong.
• Someone that actually treats you like their lil sister.
• And most importantly a favorite brother is someone you can come to regardless of what it is and won’t be judged.

My favorite brother is the best. He is always their for me when everyone else turns their back on me.

by UnKnOwNeD .. July 22, 2019

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Cancers Brother

Jake Paul’s Older Brother Logan Paul

Me:Who Is Worse Cancer Or Cancers Brother
Friend:Cancers Brother

by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019

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Significant brother

A man married to his sibling/step-sibling.

Pam: did you hear Brittany got married? I wonder who the groom is...
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.

(Cue banjos)

by BabsCatfish August 2, 2019

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Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

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