Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.

They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.

Christian Blowjob by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016

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Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

Roller Coaster Blown Out by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009

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blowy

a blow/head job (fellatio)

yeah, sarah gave me a blowy the other night, man she can suck the hed off a hammer...

blowy by krakers February 12, 2005

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Blowmont

Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..

Beaumont... Blowmont...

Blowmont by bionicdog May 31, 2009