S-BLOCK

S-BLOCK aka “Eshhh-Block”, is a gang in Israel known for running the streets of northern Jerusalem. Some things that they are known for is terminating the movement of the Arsi-shabob gangs, and striking fear into enemies eyes with their famous calls of “ARRR ARRR” and loud noises. Many know them for their extreme consumption of alcohol and other substances. A sign you’re in S-BLOCK territory is you’ll notice a significant amount of missing street signs and other major government owned property, another sign is a group of tough looking men all with buzz fade haircuts, if you see them make sure to be respectful. Some notable members include… leader- Chezzy P (who ran the biggest mafia operation in all of the Middle East for many years in the 2010s and 2020s), The accountant (who ran all behind the scenes and money activities), The bachelor (known for hiding behind a pink sheisty), The Donkey (for scaring the children), The Bar Kol (the originator of the famous “ARRR ARRR” call), many other members are still unknown but there are said to be over 100 high profile gang members. Legend has it that most of their activities are kept under the radar but there is a lot more to be said about them and most of it is not publicly known.

Alo Doron why are the street signs missing… oh no I think we are in S-BLOCK territories, RUN!!!!

Hey look those guys all have buzz cuts… oh no those guys all have buzz cuts…act casual, be calm.

Yo did you hear the news? Some drunk arsim tried to mess with drunk S-BLOCK members, Im told their bodies were found off the coast Somalia.

by TheS-BLOCKscoopARRRARRR January 25, 2024

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Carly Blocked

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.

Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.

by user_173819 June 6, 2025

gossip block

When you can't think of anything to say in person; similar to writer's block.

Hey man when you're online you never stop talking. But in person you never say a thing!" "Sorry dude, but I have a bad case of gossip block.

by dublcheez June 14, 2010

Doc-Blocked

Being the patient and "Cock-Blocked" by your own doctor, by way of being able to be treated by other doctors, preventing proper and further treatment that may improve the life of the patient.

"OMG, my Dr. just Doc-Blocked me! The Dr. called the other specialist and downplayed my condition!"

by DrGimmeTheNews July 20, 2021

Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Karina💙 October 29, 2023