Douche Yacht

Shooting someone with your douche.

Kevin "Yo, last night Devra shot me with her douche after I told her she stank."
Jordan "Daammn yo, you got douche yachted."

by selfhatingjew April 27, 2011

Douche nozzel

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

by michael bustamante December 2, 2007

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!

by beanie January 14, 2005

Douche Bag

A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student.

90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.

God Conor, you are being such a douche bag.

Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.

We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.

by Conor Lloyd June 11, 2008

douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008