Half a Rob

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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.
by LeaPeea May 09, 2023
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Lucas Halfs

a youtuber who cambeack after "quiting",and he's also very inteligent bc at just 10 years old he can talk with teens without being cringe
Me: im scared what will Lucas Halfs be when he grows up since we're teaching him adult things so early
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the half of it

the most important part or aspect of something.
"you don't know the half of it"
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
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Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.
My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.
by Giggles555 December 24, 2017
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A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.
by NiqqerCunt November 06, 2018
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Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it
A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him
by I give half a shit July 02, 2020
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Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.
It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.
by JettaC January 16, 2011
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