cowboyitis 

/ˈkouˌboi'īdəs/

Noun

An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.

Sales Work Environment:

Client is avoiding purchase a product

James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?

Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive

James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.

Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up

James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.

Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.

cowboyitis by ClayHammer November 3, 2017

Cowboyitis 

Thinking you're a cowboy who grew up away from your true home out west, and being irritated with the way that your environment doesn't prove that you're a cowboy.

Some people found his cowboyitis as irritating as he found that he got about dealing with people.

Cowboyitis by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Cowboyitis 

Feeling like somebody owes you a cowboy hat nine sizes too big for your time and effort, that money isnt enough.

His/her cowboyitis would outlast the coronavirus, or even a plague.

Cowboyitis by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Corbyitis 

To be annoyed by a Corby or have inflammation due to Corby known as Corbyitis.

I am suffering from Corbyitis while I am at work.

Corbyitis by Dawn/Renee March 16, 2008

Cowboytastic

And adjective describing: The meanest, greenest, most badass cowboy around.

clint eastwood = cowboytastic

-Tony

Cowboytastic by PaulBlack4d December 10, 2008

CowBoiBiscuit 

an unpaid intern for a small youtuber named PaydayDallas

CowBoiBiscuit also means gimme a blowjob in gay slang

damn i really want a cowboibiscuit.
cowboibiscuit is an editor who is trapped in a basement and forced to edit videos.
cowboibiscuit doesnt get food, only water.

CowBoiBiscuit by Tainted Farmer May 9, 2022

hello there cowboibiscuit!

is a replacement for the following sentence: "oh my god not this nigga" or "bro more creaming pls"

also saying this makes you shove 25 bottles of coke up your ass

hello there cowboibiscuit!

hello there cowboibiscuit! by Tainted Farmer October 24, 2022