ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity

Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*

by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018

Ur mom

When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom

I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.

by 69chipmunks+squirrels September 10, 2022

Among us haha ur mom poopoo

A very very intense comeback for when fighting opps or being bullied in genshin impact
For example

Bully >:c : haha you smell like grape poopoo ur mom
You, an alpha sigma genshin impact weeaboo: guess what? Among us haha ur mom poopoo

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

Ur Dad

He is Dead

FUCK UR DAD

by hijvjdfdffdsddsfsf April 19, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022