soonatarily

A confident explanation one would give when asked how much longer a task may take even though in reality the person has no clue how long it might actually take.

When we asked our mechanic how long until our car would be ready he replied "soonatarily".

by Henry0730 June 16, 2024

Skooning

vigorously beating your dick to every skibidi toilet episode nonstop

i am more addicted to skooning then meth.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 28, 2024

Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

Soon

2 weeks or more.

Urban Dictionary "Your definition will be reviewed soon"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

skooner

A homophobic slur used against homosexuals, originated in 1503.

"that skooner is bloody disgusting!"

by shooktiluourtoes April 21, 2025

Shoon

To Shit and Goon at once

Rustyn: Im gonna go shit
Everyone: We all know hes gonna jack off
Zyion: He's gonna Shoon

by YoinkyBoinky February 14, 2026

Shoon

Shitting while gooning.

-ed, -ing, -s

I just shooned in my bathroom

He usually shoons on the toilet

by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026