Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.

"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"

by kekbab January 15, 2020

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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

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When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

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free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003

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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

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