wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

by Cheeky Frank July 3, 2015

Wet butt disease

What you get when you try to sit on a toilet with its seat raised, and so you end up falling into the bowl and getting your butt wet with dirty toilet water.

Damn it! You forgot to lower the toilet seat when you were finished! Now I've caught the wet butt disease!

by Vinderex September 7, 2021

Stinky Wet Ass

Someone who has not showered or bathed in many days, even weeks.

While sitting beside John Hill, I could tell he had a bad case of Stinky Wet Ass

by Frogmire November 9, 2022

wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

Wet Stamp

The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.

"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?

by the dude abides April 30, 2012

caution wet floor

A chappaqua with much more talent then The flu or The undecided

Jon kinney march 13" man caution wet floor kicks ass i wish the flu was this good "

by Henry Neverstand March 22, 2004

get the dils wet

A phrase originating in southwest florida port charlotte, and used in the 941 (represent) and meaning to recieve fellatio, or otherwise engage in sexual activity.

Yo jimmy u gonna get the dils wet tonight? prolly.

Get the dils wet bitch.

by the mysterous jed July 19, 2006