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Maato-Kona Max-Kyne

Offering the meat to the Maato-Kona Max-Kyne did no good as it only ate plants.
by ☠️☠️ February 10, 2018
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Max

(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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Anita Max Wynn

“Anita Max Wynn” saying said by Drake on a stream that has now become a meme. His voice was heightened when he said it and the long pauses in between just made it extra sassy. The origin of the hat itself is from a show in Miami where Drake was handed the hat by his stake associate. The original design was made by Seol Garcia.
You see something that’s just like you but a different version of you.
“This is my.. Alter ego, Anita Max Wynn”
by wetf4rt7193 January 2, 2024
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Max

Is the sexiest person alive. You are overly luck to have your hands on someone like Max. He is not popular but is the under study of some one popular. And he has a big...........PERSONALITY! Anyway you are lucky to have a max in your life. And commonly plays the trombone.
Ooooooo is that max hes hot
by DSuvBDv June 6, 2019
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Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass
Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot
by Lickylemons May 30, 2018
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Max

Max is an awesome person. He loves sports, is the most loyal friend someone could have and is one of the funnest people you have ever met. Hold onto Max, he will be one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
Guy 1: Who’s that guy over there, he looks awesome
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met
by MacAndCheese358 November 23, 2021
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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
by Maseyys December 22, 2021
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