Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”

I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money

by sabzwin March 20, 2021

money

a useless piece of paper

I burned my money

by Elfving03 August 28, 2018

bout-tad-money, honey

bout-tad-money,honey: Ones action, attitude, and behavior that’s consistent with another’s money wealth, and status.

She hardly noticed me in high school, but now that I own my own company, she’s all over me. I guest it’s bout-tad-money, honey.

by drteebro March 17, 2021

money

your life blood.

me want money

by ur mom 7845r6y8746749889235314 May 23, 2020

money

What I sold my ass on the streets for

Little Timmy spent his allowance on chains and a lambo and shit, so his mom drop kicked his ass and said, "all right you little shit, I just got laid off and I have a mortgage to pay of on this shithole of a house, so the next time you waste my money I will disown your ass harder than your cunt father used to beat me before he left me for that ho that's twenty years younger than him!"

by fknbitch.exe stopped working June 16, 2018

money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024