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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.
Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"
by hrony July 7, 2021
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Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together
I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.
by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025
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Make like the maid

Means to clean up a worksite, website, home, office, etc all by yourself
"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018
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Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.
Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!
by leht November 10, 2019
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
mugGet the I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be madmug.

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