Hairy Japanese Bastards 

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

Hairy Japanese Bastards by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006

harryblesss 

isa is the girl harry styles couldn't stop looking at and had a crush on at his dc show🚬🥃🧸she loves drinking and her besties are sierra and este haim🚬🙏🏻they are the most powerful trio everyone loves them

friend: who is harryblesss?
me: naurrr babes you don't know who isa is? te pone a pensar🚬she's so fashion baby🙏🏻

harryblesss by treathwithkindness December 26, 2021

Hardy Whore 

A brand whore who wears Ed Hardy brand clothing from head to toe.

Person 1: What's that guy wearing? It hurts my eyes.
Person 2: Yeah, what a Hardy Whore.

Hardy Whore by Nammy D January 23, 2009

Hairy Mango 

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

Hairy Mango by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Hairy Wang 

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.

Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!

Hairy Wang by HarambeIsAlive December 6, 2016

Mall Harpy 

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

Mall Harpy by Chick Geek April 10, 2009

Playing the Hairy Harmonica 

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

Playing the Hairy Harmonica by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008