Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 21, 2018
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happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
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Is it crack

Why are you eating candle wax ? Is it crack?
by Sheck Vezzus April 10, 2020
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Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.
Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!
by Yeetasourasrex July 02, 2019
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frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.
Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!
by Lassooo July 09, 2018
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can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.
1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
by e-double January 18, 2006
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on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung
Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.
by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 19, 2022
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