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Big Bad Bert 

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.
"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."
Big Bad Bert by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012
Related Words
C-BAD: Camp Beats A Desk. A loosely defined phrase commonly used to describe any constraints, hazards, or general hardships brought about by camp life. Primarily used by camp counselors and outdoor education specialists, this is umbrella term deflects any judgement or criticism that may ensue from individuals who lack an understanding of the harsh demands of living camp life.
An individual takes off their underwear, turns it inside out, and puts it back on. They look up to see another individual looking on on with a perplexed expression. This first, with a strait face, states, "C-BAD." The other then nods in understanding and the two go on about their day.

In an outhouse stall, an individual takes 30 seconds to compose a text message to their significant other who they have not communed with in some time. They complete the message by writing 'C-BAD', letting the other party know shit is rough and their relationship would be more involved under different circumstances, but the present situation is still preferable to an office.
C-BAD by SouthPark04408 April 3, 2017
When someone is being the absolute worst (stealing memes, abusing power in Discord, etc.)
Nohl: "Does anyone have anything to say before we banish Jordan for meme stealing?"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"
fat bad by КоулКейн March 4, 2019

on a bad one 

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.
Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.

Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
on a bad one by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007

the connection is really bad here 

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.
Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.

pretty not bad 

A phrase used by certain members of the population to refer to good stuff without openly saying the word good because they refuse to admit the greatness of the subject they're referring to.
Mate that song is pretty not bad
pretty not bad by caker18 April 18, 2020