Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.
Have you had your man apple today?
People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
Get the Man Applesmug. by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025
Get the Slave Applemug. by Mall33 December 11, 2016
Get the apples in your assmug. by loveyounot October 4, 2016
Get the Apple Seed Assmug. Andrew: Hey i got apple air-pods for $160\
Deandre: Nigga tf i can buy earpods and cut the wires off and niggakazam theres airpods
Deandre: Nigga tf i can buy earpods and cut the wires off and niggakazam theres airpods
by Stop reading this gaybo October 13, 2019
Get the Applemug. A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>
COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E
(Apple is a crazy bitch)
by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020
Get the cookie and applemug. by Oracuda September 15, 2021
Get the cored like an applemug.