A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".
X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."
Y: "And?"
X: "The poor bastard used the kit."
Y: "So... is he dead?"
X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."
by rperazag June 19, 2010
Get the Dr. Death´s Suicide Kitmug. by Discord guy January 17, 2022
Get the Kaka v420's discord servermug. This is a hacked ROBLOX group and you should NEVER go to it. When you die in the pits of the group's games, the game will freeze. The thing is, if you request to join, then get accepted and play the group's games, it will be used as a keylogger and will store data.
by HiGuyzItzMeh October 5, 2020
Get the S M I L E : )mug. Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
by howxs10tl March 30, 2011
Get the Finding R2's hidden messagemug. A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He's ok" and "She's broken", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male getting over a failed relationship while a female is still devastated by it.
Guy: You're a great girl but it's over.
Girl: But you said you loved me?
Guy: Yeah. But I heard you wouldn't put out if I didn't.
She's broken.
Girl: But you said you loved me?
Guy: Yeah. But I heard you wouldn't put out if I didn't.
She's broken.
by mydria June 12, 2011
Get the s[he's] br[ok]enmug. Someone who is family friendly. Someone who’s first game has probably been GTA 5. Someone who doesn’t like fun and just sits in the depths of their own shadows all day and night wondering when the next pizza is going to arrive.
by Vitex June 1, 2022
Get the Nick eh 30’s boyfriendmug. by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
Get the 80's guy/girlmug.