vagina humidor

The act of inserting a cigar into a vag during sex.

Oh Man! He Bill totally had his game on! She got him off while doing her with a cigar! He used her like a vagina humidor!

by va j j October 11, 2018

vagina sap

The white vagina sap that comes out of your ugly ass underwhere

"Don't touch that milk with your vagina sap smelly fingers"

by Fat Amy January 5, 2017

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

Vagina

Where penises go in, and babies come out.

Jack stuck his penis in Jill's vagina. Together they had lots of fun. Jack ejected his sperm in Jill's vagina. 9 months later Jill gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby.

by 12minutesinhell December 16, 2017

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

vagina

vaginais a huge purse that is inside ur body and if u touch it correctly it will pee on you

sarah: omg I can so many things in my vagina

bob:i can too Sarah but it peeded on me awhile ago

by a wamen August 9, 2020