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snowcouching 

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.
Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"
snowcouching by bobross January 27, 2010
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Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.
Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!
Trumpista Snowflake by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.
snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

topless snowbirds 

This term refers to those Canadian women who sojourn in Southern Florida, losing their bikini tops and inhibitions along the way for the duration.
Since she was so far away from Hamilton, Françoise indulged in a few mai tais and joined the ranks of the topless snowbirds. She mused, "Maybe a little fling with one of the cute guys by the pool." Florida is a nice place where what happens in Florida, stays in Florida. No back-home consequences!
topless snowbirds by Françoise December 1, 2007

Snowbone 

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.
Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
Snowbone by Vyrotek August 1, 2012