Cake Riding

When you ride a cake. Literally that’s all it is.

Karen was cake riding at her wedding, and everyone was in shock and awe.

by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018

Riding the Hulk

Nursing the urge to go to the toilet

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there

by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021

Ride

To absolutely tap in to a cause by either riding on your own accord or by requested ridage from your fellow riders

I was riding Pakistan so hard last night, I asked my bro to ride too. It was fun watching India lose to Pakistan with my bro.

by Gangendem December 4, 2021

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

Riding The Shoppingcart

When 3 or more men all ride each other in a large orgy. Normally takes place in some type of wheeled vehicle.

Girl One: How is your day?
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”

by Chubby_Faggot123 July 4, 2018

Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.

Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."

by von groovy July 11, 2024