A sex position When you jump into a push powered basket at full speed plunging the cart forward to the point the trajectory forces you forward and stick your penis in the anus through the cart
by #ryancreamerisbae August 6, 2019
Get the shoppingcart mug.The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.
"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."
by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014
Get the connecticut shoppingcart mug.When 3 or more men all ride each other in a large orgy. Normally takes place in some type of wheeled vehicle.
Girl One: How is your day?
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”
by Chubby_Faggot123 July 4, 2018
Get the Riding The Shoppingcart mug.When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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Get the North Ft Myers Shopping cart mug.wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun
by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006
Get the shopping cart hockey mug.Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
by cinymin86 November 22, 2009
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