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Crap Bird 

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
Crap Bird by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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dirty bird 

When you put your finger in your own or someone else's butt hole and flip someone off
I gave that girl a dirty bird
dirty bird by hirschy March 21, 2015

Worlie Bird 

When you bottomed out in your girls ass and she tells you to go deeper, so you improvise
Guy 1 - I had to give Rebecca the 'Ol Worlie Bird last night.

Guy 2 - sucks your dicks small.

Tweety Bird

1. A beautiful female who sells & uses large amounts of meth.
"Tweety Bird came by today I got some work"
Tweety Bird by tweetybird0000 October 26, 2015

the bird 

I want to add something to an otherwise perfect explanation which a pasted below:

The Bird
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.

The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).

Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!

I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 08, 2007
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What he forgot was that if the person in the middle (The Bird) is a male, the move can also be coined the Pterodactyl (awkwardly spelled). He also forgot to mention that this move is most often executed after a long night of partying, or at the end of an otherwise typical porno.

Your welcome,
"At the end of the flic Jasmin does The Bird"

"At the end of the flic Cody does The Pterodactyl"

drunky bird 

A drinking game that involves the app "Flappy Bird". The group uses one phone and plays the game. The goal is to get past 5 points (10 if you're experienced players). If the player gets past the set goal, everyone takes a shot, if the player gets under the set goal, they have to take a shot. Phone gets passed around in circle continuously.
Person: "Let's play beer pong!"
Friend: "Nah, let's play drunky bird!"
Person: "Yeah that game's the shiznit!"
drunky bird by fuhckboi February 28, 2016