Bean Licker 

Someone who licks beans. Generally not picky on the variety of bean. Green Beans, Lima Beans, Baked Beans, Jelly Bean. They'll even lick YOUR beans if you don't keep your eyes on them. Unrelated to Bean flicker.

Damn did you hear Dylan is a bean licker? He sees a bean, he picks up a bean, he licks a bean. He is a simple man with simple needs.

Bean Licker by Bagingi-man June 18, 2018

Bean Burrito 

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

Bean Burrito by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Bean

(N) A negative term used to make fun of a person in the room who is either stupid, annoying, clumsy or awkward or all of the above. Is very versatile and can take on many meanings. It is used to insult someone but can also be used lightheartedly.

Sam: who’s the biggest bean at this school?
Jim: definitely Matt! What a bean
Matt: what?
Sam: yeah he doesn’t even understand what we’re saying. A true bean

Bean by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

Thermonuclear Beanage by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Funny Bean 

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.

Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"

Funny Bean by PerfectPercyPoo November 16, 2010

Alabama Bean Dip 

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.

I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night

Alabama Bean Dip by Mafia Game May 11, 2016

Big Bean 

Xavier is no longer a smol bean but he has evolved into a big bean (he's still a cutie wootie though)

Xavi: Everyone listen up
Xavi: I have now become. A big bean

Big Bean by tasuketekudasai September 5, 2016