Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Rent free

A fan of the University of Kentucky

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads

by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

Free

when you are absolutely garbage a fortnite and can be beaten by anyone

i beat him so many time he is so free

by YaBoiCharles123 February 16, 2021

Free-Lippin'

When a girl (usually a slut) wears pants, with no underwear underneath.

Female version of freeballin.

Scott: "hey man, did you ever bang Alexa?"

Luke: "of course bro, you didn't know that bitch is free-lippin' all the time? Too easy."

by Hahaha234!!! January 29, 2014