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walking ticket

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.
by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024
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walking haha

A mitchel larsen that is mad. Sad really.
Mitchel is such a walking haha. Sad really.
by NaCl Lar April 22, 2017
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Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.
My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.
by Pop Candy July 5, 2022
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The Walking Depths

A name with an insurmountable amount of aura.
John: Have you heard of "The Walking Depths"?
Bobby: Yeah I did! They helped me out of a depths ganking earlier, on my power 20 PVE slot.
by FreakyFelinor November 30, 2024
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walking devil

someone who literally is the worst person ever, always starting drama, and is a homewrecker.
by psychic rat April 29, 2023
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