cheesy vagina

when you get a lump of goats milk cheese and grate it on her pussy meat hole, then rub it all in and get her good and sore.

Josh: Aww whats that smell?

Pete: Oh, Ben gave me a cheesy vagina last night.

Josh: Nice.

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Sandy Vagina

a vagina with a light flakey crust of sand

I woulda ate that shit up like fried rice if she didnt have such a sandy vagina

Sandy Vagina by Fuda Muka November 26, 2002

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a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter.

His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.

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i say that a lot because it means alot to me.

person one: hey!!
me: RUNNING DOWN MY VAGINA 😁😁

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A Device for masturbating for men to shove it in to something more warm, it can be heated and lubricated.

Dick shoved his penis into a metal vagina which gave him a quicker orgasim.

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Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.

stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.

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a word used to describe a person on how he/she is behaving

Woah, that guy is being a morbidly vagina.
Damn look at the chick, she is way morbidly vagina.

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