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Knife game

A game where people want to lose a finger or a hand. They are eather really edgy or emo. But who are I to judge
by Knife game master November 4, 2016
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video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.
Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.
by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014
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I'm game

"want to party tonight", "yeah, i'm game"
by yo mama April 22, 2004
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pre game

when you go for a shit before an important event, eg an exam, in order to clear your nerves and make you more comfortable
Dave: hey mike how you feeling about this test?

Mike: I dunno, feeling kinda stressed, i didnt have time for a pre game
by robbastic December 8, 2009
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Squad Game

When your squad gets together, turns up together and stays together.
Squad game must be on point.
Squad game was strong last night.
You said we was gonna be partying, you said we was gonna be dancing, you said we was gonna be doing what we do. You made squad goal promises daddy. Straight up i ain't having it.
by Lauma June 23, 2016
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Jargon Games

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.
by Brad June 9, 2003
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Gaming Laptop

A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."
bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop
by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 19, 2021
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