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new game 

ask someone 5 questions then they have to answer truthfully and then they ask you 5 questions.
jimmy says tommy wanna play new game? tommy says yes. jimmy,"have you ever had sex, have you ever gotten drunk, who was the last person you made out with, how often do u masterbate, have you ever cheated on somebody? then tommy would answer truthfully "nope,never made out, wats masterbate mean, first i need a girlfriend." wow tommys a loser!
new game by f3d0r4 June 18, 2008
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new yorker 

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.
New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!
new yorker by Dan November 20, 2003

New Jersey Drum Circle 

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

New Guinea Couch Elk 

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.
I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

New Level 

Reaching a whole different plateau in life
"Used to be sleeping on itchy bed,Bed bugs in the motel, now your bitch give me head: I'm on a new level"

"I'm on a new level so I bought me a new shovel."
New Level by Sahan_Solo November 21, 2016
A subarban town in the state of Illinois. It is inhabited by white Boys and rapists. The white boys are wannabe n words. There is also a freakishly amount of "its". The fun thing to do in this city is ripping down signs and making love in the cornfields.
An example of this is: Hey you know Kscrub. Ya he lives in New Lenox
New Lenox by Candy+Man March 21, 2017

New York Islanders 

sports freak, sports freak, sports freak....do you live in a parallel universe? lol
it was the EARLY 80s that the Islanders won their 4 straight cups (1980-83).
Would have tied Montreal's record for 5 straight if they would have beaten the Oilers in the 84 finals.
The New York Islanders hold the record as both a U.S. based team and an expansion team, to have the most consecutive cup wins.
New York Islanders by in the zone January 10, 2004