Skreet Justice 

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.

Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.

Skreet Justice by Bitchcakes666 May 4, 2010

Justice Beaver 

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.

Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?

Justice Beaver by iLLSMiTH March 13, 2011

Justino

The coolest guy in the world and a very attractive gentleman. Has great taste in music, loves trying new things. Does a lot for others and very little for himself, meaning he puts others before himself and he has a big heart. Justino is very charming, has a nice butt and smells really good. He has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor. Justino has a smile that attracts girls to him, but he's waiting for the perfect girl to walk down his path. The most amazing quality of Justino, is that he's great in bed. Despite all his very good qualities, he can only see his point of view and talks down to you for having your own opinion. He's not very patient and can be very aggressive when he's mad.

Girl: "You Look Like A Justino"

Guy: "That's Because I Am"

Girl: "Ohmygod, Lets Fuck"

Justino by UrbanDictionary05 December 8, 2012

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

anal jousting butt pirate by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

flat is justice 

A phrase evoked by weebs in reference to their preferred bust size. The quote originally came from the Lucky Star anime, but the origins are mostly forgotten by the people saying this line. It is occasionally used to refer to real life women, but is most popular in the anime community.

This term is currently in a strange place, where any anime girls who have flat chest are regarded by the community as "loli", regardless of perceived age or maturity. This results in anyone who likes flat chests being called a lolicon, who are increasingly being thought of as pedophiles. Due to this new popular perception, use this phrase at your peril. Or do what the rest of us do, and don't give a fuck what people on the internet think about your favorite size of oppai.

Guy 1: "I love big anime tiddies!"
Guy 2: "Flat is justice."
Guy 1: "Burn in hell, pedophile."

flat is justice by OppaiAreEqual April 10, 2020

Social Justice Warrior 

A person who believes they are fighting for the people and races seen as the underdogs of the world. And while they might be, they come off as whiney, triggered, and unable to take a joke from everyone else because they were taught that words hurt.

Dude I had to leave a group recently I genuinely loved.
Why man?
Too many social justice warriors get triggered over the simplest jokes on there.

Social Justice Warrior by Lakitaari August 3, 2022

Justine 

The most beautiful girl in definition. Soft, smart, funny. Will do anything for you.

soft girl JUSTINE

Justine by moonanoona October 24, 2017