Justino

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The coolest guy in the world and a very attractive gentleman. Has great taste in music, loves trying new things. Does a lot for others and very little for himself, meaning he puts others before himself and he has a big heart. Justino is very charming, has a nice butt and smells really good. He has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor. Justino has a smile that attracts girls to him, but he's waiting for the perfect girl to walk down his path. The most amazing quality of Justino, is that he's great in bed. Despite all his very good qualities, he can only see his point of view and talks down to you for having your own opinion. He's not very patient and can be very aggressive when he's mad.

Girl: "You Look Like A Justino"

Guy: "That's Because I Am"

Girl: "Ohmygod, Lets Fuck"

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justino

the coolest kid on the planet.
he is in love with a girl named Melissa
and he is tiiighter than an emo kids pants.

Justino and Melissa are cooler than joo face.

justino by Justino loves Melissa. July 15, 2006

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Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

Jake Justino by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

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Justine Trudeau

Insult.
The purposeful misspelling or incorrect pronunciation of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's first name to exemplify and mock his lack in typical manhood and his excessive feminist tendencies. The insult is commonly seen on social media posts.

Justine Trudeau is gone to another feminist rally in Toronto.....AGAIN

Justine Trudeau by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

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justin seagull

JUNGKOOK SEXY ASS SAYS JUSTIN SEAGULL

I like Justin seagull

justin seagull by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017

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Justin De Dios

The youngest member of SB19. He's a hardworking, young man who never gave up on his dreams. He's an inspiration to many, because of how he amazingly balanced his studies and training at the same time. Believe it or not, he graduated as an Honorable Mention in DLSU- College of St. Benilde, with Multimedia Arts as his course. Now, he's out there, performing with his members-slash-brothers, pursuing more of their dreams as a group. He's a very talented person. He can sing, dance, rap, act, draw--ANYTHING. He is a full package, a gifted one.

Justin De Dios is also known for his corny (but really funny) jokes.

Justin De Dios by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020

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Justin Timberlake International Airport

The unofficial name for Memphis International Airport. Elvis Presley or the Isaac Hayes International Airport are considered the name for the Memphis airport.

I'm heading back to Memphis again in the summer and I can't wait til my next visit to Justin Timberlake International Airport!

Justin Timberlake International Airport by kwamef September 8, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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