Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

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PENIS FLY TRAP

The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.

Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".

by buce20 September 21, 2023

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Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

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Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 03, 2020

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Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

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