Hairy twinkler 

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

Hairy twinkler by Philclowns February 13, 2008

hairy potato 

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

hairy potato by ballrub June 20, 2009

HairyRope

A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.

Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!

HairyRope by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

hairy hoof 

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

hairy hoof by methilmings November 24, 2011

The Hairy Eyeball 

A dirty or angry look. Can also be a flirty look. To give someone the hairy eyeball you close your eyes half way and look through your eyelashes.

Back in the sixties if you were aggravated with somebody, especially someone from New Jersey, you would give them the hairy eyeball.

The Hairy Eyeball by Blip11 November 12, 2014

Tom Hardy 

Sexy, handsome and also very talented british actor.

A: Whos that very hot man in Inception

B: He is Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy by mrs. scorsese September 15, 2011

hardy har har

When something is funny, but is directed at you as a insult.
Shrug it off by saying hardy har har

1- this test was easy
2- just like your mom
1- hardy har har

hardy har har by Dan p January 26, 2005