Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020

Ciggy dock

The very intimate and intense act of lightning a friend's cigarette with the end of your, already lit, cigarette. Akin to the sex act of docking

Friend 1: Hey, I don't have a lighter will you ciggy dock with me?
Friend 2: sure thing, homie!

by Z8GND5296 April 14, 2020

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020

Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 13, 2020

Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.

Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.

by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020