David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home

I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David

by anonymous August 11, 2024

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.

"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."

by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

by Botwin March 2, 2023

david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017