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The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.
"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."
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The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".
"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"
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david rivers

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"
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David monk adams

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845

and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.

His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.

His body was sold and was given to medical students.

And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.

He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995

His name was mark franck
David monk Adams is fake
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
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david

"nah this is so david"
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david bovgay

Is a very ugly women. A no nipple, hairy bitch. Twiddles with technology all day long.
It's a David bovgay! She must be with tech support.
by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014
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