A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

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alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

alarmclock blowjob by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

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Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.

In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.

Rusty Blowtorch by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

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