Max hitchcock

Big dick that has Jo mama Cummings in your arse a charming chap usually not gay

You are a max hitchcock

by Cheesehfhhfjfh October 11, 2021

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

max caruana

a simp

your calling lara fit again, your such a max caruana

by xXT3DDY05Xx March 10, 2020

matthew maxxing

Matthew maxxing is a practice between a male and a female of the name Lili.

This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.

Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.

Zahir Topping was shown Matthew Maxxing across Twitter.

by Urban poster1 March 3, 2024

ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.

Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.

by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024

Max

Max is the nigerian word for "tiny penis" and they usually also say that it means whale cock in chinese

Guy 1: LOOK AT THAT "MAX"
GUY 2: YEAH IT*S SO TINY

by Primate cunt December 14, 2016